You Will Fuck The Life Out Of Me.

Ask me!   Hi! My name is Muse and my favourite band is Aimee.

onamelancholyhill:

the-winchester-initiative:

This one wins. Everyone else go home.

You won the internet, darling

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Doctor Who:SCREAMING
Supernatural:CRYING
Sherlock:WAITING
Merlin:DEAD
Hannibal:Eating Merlin
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standupforwhatubelieve:

there are weird bands

there are gay bands

there are really weird bands

there are really gay bands

there are really really weird gay bands

and then there are muse

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that-disney-blog:

there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about

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simplymykayla:

sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site

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thecapn:

did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart

teenage girls will fuck your shit up 

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1atula:

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

  • You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

  • absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves

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ponchopeligroso:

every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes

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great gatsby deleted scene

((playing wii sports with gatsby))
nick:just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate
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berserkk-as-fuck:

[heavy breathing] arctic monkeys are coming back

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