This one wins. Everyone else go home.
You won the internet, darling
(Source: babygodzillah, via balaylee)
| Doctor Who: | SCREAMING |
| Supernatural: | CRYING |
| Sherlock: | WAITING |
| Merlin: | DEAD |
| Hannibal: | Eating Merlin |
there are weird bands
there are gay bands
there are really weird bands
there are really gay bands
there are really really weird gay bands
and then there are muse
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there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
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sometimes you just gotta take a step back and look at this site
(Source: thetextpostsfromhell, via themuser)
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
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Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:
- You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw
Cons:
- absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw
also a pro: being able to angrily yell yeehaw at the top of your lungs in public places whenever your child misbehaves
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every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
(Source: ponchopeligroso, via mattslittleprincess)
| ((playing wii sports with gatsby)) | |
| nick: | just because some cute girl likes the same bizarro rich people crap as you that doesn't make her your soul mate |