You Will Fuck The Life Out Of Me.

Ask me!   Hi! My name is Muse and my favourite band is Aimee.

weyheypster:

tarntino:

i never want to get married and have kids i want to be 40 and a highly successful director and show up to my high school reunion dressed entirely in yves saint laurent with blood red lipstick and louboutin heels that could penetrate a man’s soft flesh in the current year’s bmw convertible and wear chanel sunglasses the entire time even while indoors so i don’t have to hold eye contact with the little people

This is what I aspire to be

(via matt-bellamy-in-your-world)

— 6 hours ago with 17404 notes

No matches on prints, DNA, dental. Clothing is custom, no labels. Nothing in his pockets but knives and lint. No name, no other alias.

(Source: thorlokid, via cydoniaerased)

— 7 hours ago with 40628 notes

wanderingwitchoftime:

by far my favorite homestuck headcanon is that the beta kids met on club penguin

(via muserinastrangeland)

— 7 hours ago with 6600 notes
Physics arguments

heisenbergmighthavebeenhere:

"IF I WAS JUST A FIGMENT OF YOUR IMAGINATION I WOULDN’T CONTAIN ENOUGH OBSERVATORY POWER TO BE ABLE TO COLLAPSE YOUR WAVE FUNCTION"

"I hope you supernova"

"I’ll go out in a beautiful flash of light, you’re just going to black hole"

"I hope the second law of thermodynamics MAKES YOU SUFFER"

(via muserinastrangeland)

— 7 hours ago with 6 notes

themouseabides:

Knowledge is knowing that Frankenstein is not the monster.

Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein is the monster.

(via muserinastrangeland)

— 7 hours ago with 229895 notes
me:are there any spirits here?
ouija spells out:a-y-y-l-m-a-o
— 7 hours ago with 142724 notes

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

killtheweirdkid:

stop playing the victim. that’s not even a real instrument

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(Source: neptunain, via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 420683 notes

regenderate:

hiram-mcdaniels-for-mayor:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

Bonus round: wait one fucking second isn’t that something my friend says and now I’m saying it too

and then there’s my favorite: Did I Get That From My Friend Or Did They Get It From Me?

(via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 202503 notes
When someone walks slower than me:omfg your slow ass is clogging up the hallway for the rest of us put some pep in your step grandma
When someone walks faster than me:jesus christ are you on the run from the police this isn't a race you can tone it down usain bolt
When someone walks at the same pace as me:who gave your creepy ass permission to walk with me get the fuck away before I call the cops
— 7 hours ago with 299117 notes

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

(via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 1063731 notes

buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 420363 notes

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via knights-of-delusion)

— 7 hours ago with 169133 notes

sassy-damon:

whenever someone expresses their support for snape on this site, james potter ass lickers bully them into oblivion

i guess that’s one thing they’ve learned from their fave

(via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 64 notes
vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

(Source: awwww-cute, via the-wolstenass)

— 7 hours ago with 660997 notes