You Will Fuck The Life Out Of Me.

Ask me!   Hi! My name is Muse and my favourite band is Aimee.

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via when-will-loneliness-be-over)

— 9 hours ago with 625334 notes

jandjob:

artists that sound better live are the most dangerous

(via when-will-loneliness-be-over)

— 9 hours ago with 3633 notes

whothehellisbucky:

Comic > Concept art > Real life

(via the-wolstenass)

— 9 hours ago with 5096 notes

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

(via lordvoldemortsblog)

— 9 hours ago with 479447 notes

mariuspontmerciless:

jessiphia:

vaderblues:

Always in motion is the future.

whoa who is this attractive man and where can I get one

That’s Yoda

(via lordvoldemortsblog)

— 9 hours ago with 11029 notes

armadillo:

when your friends do something cool without youimage

(via lordvoldemortsblog)

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odins-one-eyed-fuck:

in-love-with-my-bed:

capsicleandmetalman:

finnyisintheimpala:

cocoparadis:

circusbones:

gregore:

The Avengers give Peter Parker a ‘hair cut’.

“HOW.”

my little american

THOR OMG

This isn’t science 

thank.

There isnt a single part of this that isnt gold

(via the-wolstenass)

— 15 hours ago with 208781 notes

gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

image

THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE

(via the-wolstenass)

— 15 hours ago with 94822 notes

wasurenagusa18:

ohmfgeeitsme:

fishandchipsandvinegar:

Disney one-liners we never forget.

I will forever reblog

Lol 4ever with Hades, Mushu and Timon

(via cydoniaerased)

— 15 hours ago with 189198 notes

lmnpnch:

Marvel’s cinematic universe (so far) [x]

(via cydoniaerased)

— 15 hours ago with 53351 notes

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

(via hystericalbliss)

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nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:



#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 



but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

nevergonnawalkpastafez:

theboywhocried-dean:

hemostcertainlywillnot:

#EVERYBODY WOULD HIT THE FLOOR AND THROW SALT EVERYWHERE 

but imagine the spn cast’s face when they see 70% of the audience carries salt around with them

Misha would be the one backstage playing with the light switch and tweeting about it

(Source: tweeeeeets, via bassgirl27)

— 15 hours ago with 165936 notes